There are lots of good people in the world. One of them would like to wish you a happy birthday.
There were a lot of famous people born on your birthday. Too bad you aren't one.
They say that with age comes wisdom. You must be one of the wisest.
Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician. True that!
To the nation's best kept secret; Your true age.
Usually people at your age freak out when they hear their selves called an old man. Right …old man?
We know that wisdom comes with age. You see, you don’t have all the signs of aging! Happy Birthday!
We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.
What goes up but never comes down? Your age.
What? You don't agree? That's strange. You're the perfect example.
When I die, I want it to be on my 100th birthday, in my beach house on Maui and I want my husband to be so upset that he has to drop out of college.
When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.
When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
Wishing you many more candles and a cake big enough to fit them all on.
With age comes wisdom. (You're one of the wisest people I know!)
With age comes wisdom. You’re one of the wisest people I know.
You age like cheese… You just keep getting smellier!
You always have such fun birthdays; you should have one every year.
You are as old as you look.
