Happy Birthday to the woman who taught me that glittery underwear is the best accessory.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Happy Birthday to you, my favorite Jew.
Sending this message to wish my beautiful sister, a Happy Birthday from across the coast.
Happy Birthday to you big sister and congratulations on becoming the hottest cougar I know.
Happy Birthday little sis, wishing you all the best today.
I will be there to make sure all your wishes come true.
You are one more year wiser and about two minutes away from grabbing a cocktail.
Birthday idea #1- pie eating contest, naked, while wearing sombreros!
Congratulations for being old enough now to get a senior discount.
One more year older is just another excuse to party like a rockstar.
What does it mean if one candle goes out before you blow it?
Greetings from your biggest fan on your birthday. You'll always be my #1.
Wishing you a great day of cake eating and one too many glasses of vino!
This message goes out to my favorite girl who can always make me laugh.
Last year you got a diamond- this year you get a card!
Happy 30th- Mom told me it all goes down hill from here.
To my baby sis- thank you for being the best person I know.
Wishes are for the stars, but I can see you've already reached them.
Today you are 30- now I have an excuse to get you a walker.
You are only young once- time to cross public streaking off your bucket list.
