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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life said Kitty Collins. Be glad you're doing it gracefully.

An old fart is as good as a new one….

(written in real small text). You're not old until you can't read this writing any more.

You're older. You're wiser. You're sophisticated. You're far too mature to be concerned with material things like presents.

Celebration time: Happy birthday, you old bag!

Come on, don’t be like this. You have survived this year. Although you’re older, trust me it’s better than the alternative.

Congratulations on your birthday! Remember: Today, no sex! Because you need all your energy to blow out the candles!

Count your blessings, not your wrinkles.

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Don’t feel uncomfortable about your age. We will all one day get as old as you are.

Don’t forget to wear your birthday suit….but check it for wrinkles first!

Don't forget to wear your sunglasses when the cake is served. Happy birthday.

Don't think of it as getting older, think of it as becoming a classic.

Enjoy your birthday cake today since tomorrow we'll return to judging you based on every single morsel you ingest.

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

Forget about the past, you can’t change it, forget about the future, you can’t predict it, forget about the present, I didn’t get you one!

Forget your past, it's already done. Forget your present, too; because I forgot.

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Friends may come and go, but birthdays just accumulate.

George Carlin said that. Don't ask me what it means. You wanted something unique for your birthday, you got it.

Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional.

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