May you find pleasure everywhere, and may every moment today make you smile.
Hope your day is filled with laughter, giggles, chuckles, guffaws and chortles.
Don't let any frown, rude word or cloud dampen your day today.
On my birthday, I wished and got you! A true friend; hope your wish is just as wonderful.
May your deepest and wildest dreams come true today and every day.
May each candle, smile and "Happy Birthday" be a sign of good things still to come.
May the words of love people say bring a smile for you today.
Many happy returns, you're a jolly good fellow, auld lang syne and all that stuff.
May well wishes, fun, gifts, cake, puppies, rainbows and everything nice come to you today.
Another year for your back means another year that won’t suck.
Another year older, none the wiser.
Another year, another new place that aches.
At least you’re not as old as you will be next year! Happy Birthday!
Better to be over the ground than under it. Happy Birthday!
Better to be over the hill than buried under it.
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
Birthdays are like boogers. The more you have the harder it is to breathe!
Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake.
Can you snuff all these candles or should I call the fire department?
In the bathroom? In the toilet? On your desk? The fireplace? At 40, it is still a great achievement, to remember where the car keys were last! All the best!
