Is it getting hotter in here or is it just all the candles on your cake?
It has been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will kill you.
It is older but not better! Happy Birthday!
It must have been Napoleon in command since you were separated from your mother.
It’s nice to be young, healthy and full of energy. Can you remember?!
It’s proven that at the age 41 you start to lose your memory. We can only hope!
It's ok to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I've already alerted the fire department.
Jack Benny said, "Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter." But in your case, I think it matters, it matters a LOT!
Just imagine the things you’d want to hear on your birthday and assume I said them. Happy B-Day
Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, ‘Happy Birthday’
Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty.
May you live as long as you want to, and want to as long as you live.
May you live to be old and toothless.
Men age like wine, women age like cheese.
My birthday gift to you is the call to the fire department when you blow out your candles. You're welcome!
My friend got me a fossil. It reminded me of someone who has a birthday today. Three guesses who!
No wise man ever wished to be younger.
Old enough to know better…Young enough to still do it.
On your birthday some words of wisdom: Smile while you still have teeth! Congratulations!
