If your cake is dry and your presents wrapped in newspaper, you still have ME!
Quick, you may wanna blow out your candles because I think I used dynamite.
I wish we were siblings; then I'd annoy you morning through night singing the birthday song.
We are SO best friends; I've been singing for hours and haven't gotten killed yet.
It's your day to be spoiled, so if I see you touching the dishes I'll punch you.
Ok, so your present is leftover candy from (last holiday). It's the thought that counts, right?
I would buy you the world if I had the money, and then we could rule it together.
Your Job: To get pampered. Mine: To keep you preoccupied before the surprise party. Ooops.
Don't take my lack of baking or wrapping skills as a symbol of my care for you.
I know you don't like cake, so I bought you 1,000,000 lollipops. Same thing, right?
I know you're not big on gifts, so I gave you an anti-gift by stealing your car.
May the sun shine the brightest and the birds sing the sweetest today, just for you.
May we spend another hundred birthdays together, each one better than the last.
May each year be another year to see the beauty of what you've done in this world.
May every day for the rest of your life bring you happiness.
No matter what happens, always lean on those dearest to you.
Every year with you is another beautiful blessing God gives me.
Having you as a friend is my every day gift; let me be your gift today.
Wishing you the loveliest morning, noon and night on your special day.
May you have tons of happiness and joy on your birthday. Happy Birthday buddy!
